You know you're a college student when you find 18p on the ground and your first thought is: "Great! I'm halfway to a cup of tea!"

And your second thought is: "Who'd throw away this much money?"

And your third thought is: "You know you're a college student..."

(I feel sorry for the poor ladies at the college cafe; to be fair, I haven't paid for my tea in only pennies and tuppence. Yet.)